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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1.晚饭后,妈妈和女儿在厨房洗碗,爸爸和儿子在客厅看电视。突然从厨房传来打碎盘子的声响,之后一片沉寂。
儿子小声对爸爸说道:“这一定是妈妈打碎的。”爸爸问:“你怎么知道?”儿子回答道:“她没有骂人。”

2.前天儿子的游戏账号被盗了,这几天心情一直很失落。父亲看在眼里,有心想开到儿子,就说:“我没玩过网络游戏不懂,你给我形容一下被盗号是什么感觉。”
儿子说:“就像爸你分好几次藏在我床头柜下面的私房钱一下被偷走了一样。不敢声张,只能窝火。”父亲立马捂住儿子的嘴说:“狗日的盗号的忒狠。”

3.小男孩问爸爸:“是不是所有做父亲的都比儿子知道的多?”爸爸回答:“那是当然。”小男孩又问:“电灯是谁发明的?”爸爸回答:“爱迪生。”男孩接着疑惑的问道:“那爱迪生的爸爸怎么没有发明电灯?”

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