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[短篇] 笑话三则

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笑话三则

1、小明问父亲:“爸爸,是男的跑得快,还是女的跑得快?” “当然是男的快。” “那为什么总是男孩子追女孩子呢?”
2、唉!世间之事难两全,就跟女的拍照一样!手机倾斜45度角照出来的脸是显瘦,可胸显小啊!
3、他和女网友约会,事后她气恼地说:“你也太快了吧!”他理直气壮地说:“时间就是金钱,我是在为我俩省钱!”

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