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[短篇] 小笑话5则

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小笑话5则

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这孩子读书破万卷,被图书馆列入了黑名单。 

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有个宅子老闹鬼,后来鬼被闹得受不了了就都跑了。

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有时候真的不知道人类在想什么,为了表达不导电,竟然用绝缘这么凄惨的词汇

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最近总有人说我傻B,我想了一上午,到底是谁走漏了风声

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看过三国后发现以下几点:1,曹操对关羽很好。2,关羽带着嫂子待在曹操那里。3,赵云救阿斗的时候曹操不让放箭。4,刘备见到阿斗就想摔死他。5,魏军攻到成都阿斗主动打开城门投降
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